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Black Cats (Single)

Bertie Blackman

Oh good, another ‘kooky’ girl vocalist.

Market saturation, anyone? No, of course not. Heaven forbid. Anyway, Bertie has supported Goldfrapp, you know. On account of the fact that she sounds unnervingly like the horsetail-wearing glitterbug, presumably. Black Cats’ flaccid electro stomp has warranted its own tour in March. Seven dates. All in London. Two in Camden. I hope you’re getting the picture. She’s ‘relevant’ and ‘must-see’, though, so what the hell. She might dress as a koala.

Listen: www.myspace.com/bertieblackman