Die Shellsuit, Die!

An Alternative Music Magazine

Sooner or Later (Single)

The Teasers

OK, kids, listen up.

The Teasers are COOL, alright? With a capital ‘COO’. They do a sideline in shades advertising. Their lead crooner consistently forgets to put anything on over her pants. Said singer also shares her name with a certain Ms. Flanders who had trouble with her undies, as well. And if that’s not enough to get you drooling over to the iTunes store, let’s just smack you with the fact that the video for this track was shot on location in a STRIP CLUB!

Yeah. Anyway, the music. It’s trying so hard to be slinky, sexy and sinuous that it utterly forgets to be any good. We plod, oh yes, we plod. Karen O has more sex appeal in one fleck of glittery mascara stuck to her boot. It’s up to the remixers to resuscitate things and they do a man’s job but it’s hard to make a silk purse out of sow’s ear. The JFLOWS’ effort is notable, injecting the necessary throb sadly lacking in the original but it’s a bit late by then. Coming soon to a clothes shop near you.

Listen: www.myspace.com/teasers